Deviation Actions
This Means War:
Kururu- You’ve messed with me for the last time you little brat. No more jokes, no more jests, no more games when all I see now is flames.
Tororo- You’ve called me fat for the last time old man! No more jokes, no more jests, no more games when all I see now is flames.
Both (chorus)- This tiiime, I’m not joking around here, you’re going to diiiiie! This will be the war to end all wars, no shaaaame!
Kururu- This time, I’m not holding back. It was before fury that I had in lack. Worry not you little twerp, now I have plenty to spare. Maybe I’ll use an electric chair, maybe I’ll squish you into a square, maybe I’ll cut off your air! The possibilities are endless for your doom!
Tororo- Goodbye old man, go snooze in your tomb! I’ll take good care of your stupid lab until it goes BOOM! Say hello to my favorite device, the bomb. It always pulls off its job with aplomb!
Kururu- Do you honestly believe a bomb would work? Goodness how your elementary thoughts make me smirk.
Tororo- Quit being such a jerk! I’m absolutely sure this bomb’ll work!
Kururu- Don’t make me laugh. Ku ku KU!
Tororo- You won’t be laughing when I’m done with you! Pup u PU!
Both (chorus)- This tiiime, I’m not joking around here, you’re going to diiiiie! This will be the war to end all wars, no shaaaame!
Kururu- You flirt with her for the last time. You must be punished for your crime.
Tororo- Crime? What crime? She’s free game, open for anyone to claim!
Kururu- I saw her first.
Tororo- I saw her second!
Kururu- You’re only a kid.
Tororo- She said I’m her buddy, she did!
Kururu- Friend zone.
Tororo- Only for now!
Kururu- How?
Tororo- Soon she’ll see my sheer awesomeness and choose me over you!
Kururu- So you admit she loves me.
Tororo- No! She loves ME!
Kururu- She can’t love two.
Tororo- Then I’ll just eliminate you!
Both (chorus)- This tiiime, I’m not joking around here, you’re going to diiiiie! This will be the war to end all wars, no shaaaame!
Kururu- Goodbye you little punk. This is the end for you and all your junk.
Tororo- Goodbye you stupid old nut! This is the end of you and your dumb old butt!
Both- This tiiime, I’m not joking around heeere, you’re going to diiie! Goodbye, goodbye! No longer will you bother me, and no longer will you get in my way for Teziziiiii!